welcome to
the other side

the grass is greener here. michael scott is ceo.

you're traveling at
the speed of vibes

that's approximately 3 feelings per second.

fun fact: no one has
ever scrolled this far
and regretted it

okay that's a lie. but you're here now.

this is your canvas

move around. pretend you're pollock. nobody's judging.

plot twist:
the canvas was judging
you the whole time

it gave you a 7/10. generous tbh.

oh look, a game.
because why not.

shoot the floaty things. collect stardust. capitalism.

click to release orbs

they don't know where they're going either. just like us.

you've been scrolling
for a while now

this is the sunk cost fallacy in action. congrats.

this thing reacts
to sound

try screaming. or don't. we're not your therapist.

these blobs are afraid
of your cursor

they have social anxiety. be gentle.

anyway here's
wonderwall

just kidding. we don't have a music license.

notice how everything
is getting brighter?

that's not a metaphor. it's literally just css.

the simulation is
running out of budget

colors cost extra. management (me) said no.

okay that's it.
go home.

there's nothing else down here.

seriously. the developer went to sleep.

fine, one more thing—

you should get a pet. this is the sign you needed.